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Comment Friends 

when 2 people are friends on Facebook, but only talk to each other through commenting each others statuses, pictures, or videos. Generally, do not talk on chat, phone, or in person, but have a strong relationship and understanding of point of views via comments. Small conversations may be carried, responding to a comment, in the commenting area.
"Do you ever talk to Jordyn?" "No, we are just comment friends."
Comment Friends by Mahnamana! February 27, 2010

psychic friends network

Ubiquitous 1990's late night TV infomercial phenomenon. PSN was a 1 900 number psychic service that charged astronomical per minute charges. Instead of merely hiring an actor to pose as a psychic and hawk services directly to a camera (see Miss Cleo), PSN employed past their prime entertainment personalities to "host" a casual roundtable discussion that persistently extolled the proficiency of the network psychics. PSN also used phone testimonials from shills to enhance a not so subtle peer pressure to dial the phone.

PSN's infomercial model proved very successful. Like Home Shopping Network and QVC, the creation of an artificial peer group to sell almost anything attracted many people with few social outlets.
Back in 1993, Melvyn's mom racked up $10,000 in phone bills from watching Psychic Friends Network late at night. After the auto accident, she had nothing to do but lie in her full body cast and endlessly call for her horoscope.

Feta Friends 

Two females who are friends and are known to have smelly rotten flavored vaginas
Lisa and Kelly are hot but they're Feta Friends
Feta Friends by pimp daddy pat jr December 9, 2011

Vest Friends 

Friends that dress up in vests to social gatherings and events that one would not wear a vest to.
"Why are you guys wearing vests at a (football game, roller rink, game of paintball, etc.)?"

(Together) "Were vest friends."
Vest Friends by Prodigiousartist September 28, 2011

Best Friends 

Best Friends are the people who you can always rely on, no matter what. They see you at your worst, and they see you at your best- but always stay loyal to you, and vice versa. Not matter what happens, not matter what you've been through, best friends will always like you for who you are.
Random Person 1: Have you seen Tilly and Mia? They're best friends, it's obvious to see.
Random Person 2: I wish I had a best friend like them.

best friends 

people you can count on for everything, people you can twin with on school days and count on to be there for you on bad days, they know whether or not you actually mean your okay, or if your just doing it for someone else's benefit, they know just how to cheer you up and when its the right time to help you out,
my best friends walked up to me and gave me a hug, knowing just by a look that I was in a bad mood.