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ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”
by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018
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Ethan Gagnier

An all around amazing guy and gagnier means winner in French. His favourite number 69 and he loves to duck you beach.
by Duck your beach June 9, 2018
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Ethan smallwood

A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.
by MegaCocksofRam August 19, 2022
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Ethan Wood

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”
by yehxhd August 22, 2022
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Ethan Stai

The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.
by Screwviedy May 2, 2022
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Ethan Gilbert

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes
by Tomura May 12, 2022
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Ethan Barry

a man who is publically into sharing his boner endeavors not disclosing his fantasies of incest. He likes: Meisje. Very self absorbed and posh and has a very nice british accent
"i Ethan barry want to have sex with my cousin, i am so posh and i am not self absorbed"
by ethanbarryfan7000 November 13, 2022
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