It's when you have spent lots os hours in front of a computer during a lot of hours, and your eyes are red, and you feel like your eyes are burning; specially if you've been playing very addictive videogames for a long time (for instance: +8 hours)
Guy 1.- Dude, you look burnt-eyed again, have you been playing WoW again?
Guy 2 .- Not really, I started at midnight farming some stuff for my guild.
Guy 1 .- Dude!! It's midday now!! I think you've got a serious problem, uh.....
Guy 2 .- Not really, I started at midnight farming some stuff for my guild.
Guy 1 .- Dude!! It's midday now!! I think you've got a serious problem, uh.....
by Uxiesama July 25, 2012

by It smell June 2, 2021

The surprised look on someone when they slowly and gently lower themselves into large cylindrical items
Bob: “Why are you walking funny Barbara?”
Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing
round eyed ricky's with friends”
Bob: “oh”
Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing
round eyed ricky's with friends”
Bob: “oh”
by TNA Drinks March 9, 2020

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired
Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-
by Rikkaroid2434 July 30, 2021

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings
Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"
by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

My friend Tyler drank a couple of my beers last night, so I gave him a dirty brown eyed stinker while he was sleeping.
by Boner Bobby December 10, 2023
