cake-eater

one that actively eats asshole

your a fucking cake eater

by Niles October 5, 2003

ontological empericism

a study of the word itself

i study ontological empericism

by ontological empericism March 20, 2009

plan eater

a woman or man that, after agreeing that their girlfreind or boyfreind can enjoy an evening out with their freinds, begins to nag and make a huge deal out of it. This is an effort to munipulate the person from going out and having a good time.

guy 1: Man, I thought Johnny was gonna make it to the game. What happened?
guy 2: I stopped at his place to pick him up and his old lady was nagging him pretty hard. He said he was out.
guy 1: she's a plan eater.

by G'Bralta August 21, 2009

Grass Eater

A term for a vegan.

The kind of person who won't stop talking about their damn smoothies.

Generally really fucking annoying.
Names include: Kathy, Michele, Karen, Erin, and many more.

*During a road trip*

Person 1: Hey guys wanna stop and get some food? Maybe Mc. Donalds?
Person 2: Yeah sounds good.
Kathy: No, I'm actually a vegan and I will scream my ass off if you eat meat!
Person 1: Shut the fuck up you fucking Grass Eater get out the damn car and go eat a tree.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

zorge flesh eaters

1. The Nerdiest thing ever to be said by someone.

2. Zombie.

3. Zombies for a quest on Runescape.

OH NOES!!!! MY L92 has been overran by ZORGE FLESH EATERS, even thoughs he has fulls runes armor and is a L100 wizard mage guy!

by I Have No Name Ever on Earth Noob July 28, 2007

Roman Emperor

(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.

So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.

by BlaWel February 23, 2010

Eater

A eater is a guy who eats a a girls' pussy or private part.

On special occassions I eat girls out to satisdy them.

by dmanfromdtown May 19, 2005