Lovey Drunk

Drunk enough to get drawn on, but still trying to get laid

Your boy is so drunk, that he cannot notice he is being drawn on while he is trying to get laid by an ugly girl, he is lovey drunk

by Jameson Tomorrow May 01, 2010

Cheerios Drunk

A level of drunk so profound that you have an incessant need for Cheerios or another food and no amount of embarrassment will stop you.

Dang did you see Nicole last night? She was Cheerios Drunk, she was eating them straight off the floor faster then my dyson could.

by Ace 26 July 02, 2017

Drunk Bomb

The art of drunk texting someone with words of nonsense very similar to a drunk dial.

Sarah- i just got a text from Dirk that said "I jtste codc all ocioer yup."

Nancy- awwwww girl you got drunk bombed.

by YaYaYaDig? February 11, 2010

jj drunk

When you get really drunk on the team bus. Weather you're on the team or not.

Hey man how was the game last night?

Good but our dads got JJ drunk!

by Tommy560987 January 24, 2014

Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure

Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same

by bobthehob September 29, 2011

drunk kiss

When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.

guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.

by yourmanpeter March 16, 2017

duck drunking

dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.

Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!

Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best

by Jacob.S September 18, 2010