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Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation
A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof
by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019
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Accidental Drunk

Occurs during the hours of 1pm-10pm. Happens when alcohol participate inadvertently gets hammy, but are allowed to call an "accidental drunk" and fully neglect the actions of their drunkness and the fact that it ever happened.
After a few a lunch time drinks Rebecca narrowly escaped a disciplinary hearing at her job by calling accidental drunk.
by thewomprat January 7, 2012
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Drunk Spacing

The Myspace equivalent of "Drunk Calling."
Typically involves comments left on friend's spaces that would never be made unless under the influence of alcohol. May or may not include notions of love or gayness.
Friend #1 "Whoa, did you know that Bob wanted you man?"

Friend #2 "Nah, he doesn't really think I have a sweet muffin ass, I think he was just Drunk Spacing"
by amoeba9 December 27, 2008
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Weepy Drunk

Basically, a Weepy drunk is a person who gets on their soap box and cries about their woes and troubles when drunk.
Alice: What's wrong with you kid?
Nick: -is drunk- My life is spiraling downwards. It sucks the world is not a pleasant place to be. My wife left me...(etc)
Alice: God you're such a weepy drunk
by Mike EF Baby March 8, 2009
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jj drunk

When you get really drunk on the team bus. Weather you're on the team or not.
Hey man how was the game last night?

Good but our dads got JJ drunk!
by Tommy560987 January 23, 2014
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drunk drafting

Typing up a first draft of an essay while inebriated. Common in college freshman.
Oh my God, did you read Kelly's first draft of her English paper? She was clearly drunk drafting last night.
by piroteknix April 28, 2010
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Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.
Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet
by PG96 December 29, 2011
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