Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure

Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same

by bobthehob September 29, 2011

Lovey Drunk

Drunk enough to get drawn on, but still trying to get laid

Your boy is so drunk, that he cannot notice he is being drawn on while he is trying to get laid by an ugly girl, he is lovey drunk

by Jameson Tomorrow May 01, 2010

Cheerios Drunk

A level of drunk so profound that you have an incessant need for Cheerios or another food and no amount of embarrassment will stop you.

Dang did you see Nicole last night? She was Cheerios Drunk, she was eating them straight off the floor faster then my dyson could.

by Ace 26 July 02, 2017

Drunk Bomb

The art of drunk texting someone with words of nonsense very similar to a drunk dial.

Sarah- i just got a text from Dirk that said "I jtste codc all ocioer yup."

Nancy- awwwww girl you got drunk bombed.

by YaYaYaDig? February 11, 2010

jj drunk

When you get really drunk on the team bus. Weather you're on the team or not.

Hey man how was the game last night?

Good but our dads got JJ drunk!

by Tommy560987 January 24, 2014

Drunk Knocking

V. The act of knocking on your neighbors doors in the middle of the night when you are completely drunk off your ass and not remembering anything.

PMase got arrested last night when went drunk knocking in his neighborhood and tried to teabag old Mr. Folger. Luckily Mr. Folger didn't have his dentures in.

by Peeno Schneiderman September 08, 2006

Uriel drunk

Uriel drunk is the highest level of drunk you can achieve. Must be blacked out and be able to stay up for hours after to achieve.

Damn he was pretty drunk but he wasn't uriel drunk.

by Shdksjsdjd November 27, 2016