I love how he compares everything in life to 6 degrees of a country song ❤️ I hope retirement is filled with no shirt, no shoes, and no problems 😂
by KDawg.84.91.21 February 03, 2021
When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.
by Barnabus III December 25, 2020
by TykeMan128 June 07, 2018
Guy raised in the city but somehow was brought into the country lifestyle. Might be seen driving a big truck and a dip in his lip.
by Mapper Molder August 28, 2020
1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.
2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 06, 2021
1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup
by erein September 05, 2004