clam cammo

A malodorous product utilized by females to mask the scent of a Lake Erie dock that is emanating from their nether region.

Most products that attempt to “cure” this situation merely “mask” the situation by introducing essences of Cedar, Roses, Jasmine or sandalwood. Most commonly introduced to young, unsuspecting females in the form of “Toilet water.”

“Clam Cammo,” surpasses all in providing a burning sensation to the eyes, nasal and oral cavities of anyone within a 200’ perimeter

Old women are cool. I love their wisdom and tales of life, I just can't stand the smell of their "Clam Cammo!"

by Sammy in CMH July 22, 2006

[Clam Burger]

another comin word for clam burger is a PUSSY

My clam burger is hungry for your cock

by LOVELADY February 5, 2009

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007

mud clam

A female's butthole.

She was on the rag and wouldn't give me her love hole, so I had turn her around and shove it in her mud clam.

by mroffensive February 14, 2008

Claim staker

An individual who posts intimate details on another's facebook page to make public a relationship or "stake claim" on their man.

Did you see the claim staker on Scott's page? Her post about their dinner last week was so obvious!

by Rockgirl55 August 8, 2011

louisiana clam bake

Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.

Have you gotten your invitation to the Louisiana clam bake at The Manor next week?

by Enchilata Seniorita January 6, 2008

sketchy clam

The lesser-known cousin of the awkward turtle. Used when a situation is sketchy. The motion is two closed fists, joined at the wrist, making a clapping motion.

The Maharishi University of Management attracts large numbers of hippies, but still exhibits strong class division. *sketchy clam*

by Mary Wollstonecraft June 11, 2008