Blast The Herb

Yet another synonym for sparking a blunt, smoking a joint...etc

"Cause when I blast the herb, that's my word
I be slayin them fast, doing this that and the third"
-Nas, Halftime

by Eddykid September 11, 2009

Blasterbation

To masturbate, and just before reaching climax, pinch the tip of the penis until semen bursts out.

I hurt my dick during blasterbation

by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010

blastoiseing

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.

I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.

by Bull111117 January 25, 2017

Blasting Burners

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020

Dong Blaster

The art of blasting someones dong off or completely anihilating it, mainly found on Counter Strike when someone crouches and shoots

Yea man i just got dong blasted.

George is the ultimate dong blaster.

by Pwning noobs July 23, 2008

BACK BLAST

The left over remnants from someones shit that are blasted on the back of the toilet.

Hey Tom, Thad just back blasted all over the toilet!

by jwc's July 19, 2006

Granny Blaster

These are the absolute worst speakers someone can have in their car. They can also refer to speakers in general such as in a boombox. Granny Blasters are named such because they are only worthy of being owned by your grandmother. Any music coming out of them will sound like shit either because they are really old, or just really poorly made - like I said, something your grandmother would own.

Kid #1- Yo, man I just got a new car!
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.

Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.

by Boston Glitch Pigeon August 3, 2009