Battery drainer

A friend, significant other, or acquaintance who won't stop texting you.

Adam: Dude your phone has gone off like twelve times in the last ten minutes.

Brian: Yeah that's the new girlfriend. She's a real battery drainer.

by RogueEconomist December 6, 2015

Bettering

A typo of the word 'Betterish'. Meaning feeling a little better, but not quite.

I'm feeling bettering.

Betterish*

by Lonefuckingwolf1432 February 4, 2017

Bettern't

Contraction : better not

Michael: Imma go out t'night bae
Kelsey: You bettern't less you plans on sleep'n ons the couch!

by Cheeser82 April 9, 2017

batterchatter

A person who obsessive compulsively spends all his time talking violently about OPB (Other People's Bull).

What a batterchatter she is, spends all of her day gossiping about opb.

by ChatterBatter May 11, 2017

batterby

A name commonly associated with Skyrim. A Batterby cannot be capable mentioning any other topic other than the Skyrim. A typical Batterby is seen with shaggy blonde hair and glasses.

Male 1: That Batterby will not shut up about that stupid game.

by Kie batterbc November 28, 2017

batterd shoe

Where your shoe gets dirt on it and it won't come off for nothing

Dude....that dirt wont come off for nothing thats a batterd shoe

by Possum aka logan February 22, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018