We Will Not Shit on the Bed

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Creeky bed dick

When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.

This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.

by Putti35 October 22, 2020

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.

two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed

by ballinho's69 December 6, 2011

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

Bed Squeak Concert

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.

"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."

by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023