National ‘give him head day’

If I guy asks you to give him head, you must do it at either your crib, or his. If not, it doesn’t count.

Hey I always wanted to give you head, it’s National ‘give him head day’ can I come over?

by Factually Proven April 12, 2019

that told him

When a mitch gets roasted.

Catfish: Poo! Poo! To you! Yes, you brute! Yes, hahaha, that told him.
Bullfish: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by vapz April 29, 2019

hit him if you’re bad

when you hit someone for banter as a joke because you’re “tough”

oi charlie, hit eric if you’re bad, yeah hit him if you’re bad

by crispycremmmmmmmmme June 23, 2019

Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 09, 2022

crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone

haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him

by leledog December 23, 2017

I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.

"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."

by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024