Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Fireballing yourself

Pouring down hot sauce into the urethra of the male penis, jerking off and cumming on one's own face. Covering one's own face with semen and hot sauce.

Would you rather outrages statement?

-You should be Fireballing yourself.

by FlopsieIsMyHero January 9, 2024

throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching

joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?

by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024

Go golf yourself

Jump in a hole.

Golf ? Go golf yourself !

by Easyphaee July 3, 2019

Go Fuck Yourself

telling one that they should consider shoving an object in and out there ass until they climax

go fuck yourself

by poochoonut March 12, 2023

Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.

Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?

by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024

Unswiss yourself

To let go of Swiss conventions, letting go of perfectionsm.

Hey man, don’t overthink this - unswiss yourself!

by fleischi May 9, 2025