Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch
I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch
by dubadub September 22, 2014
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Doing a maya

Having a wank, probably quite an excessive amount of masturbation is occurring. Sometimes to pass the time or sometimes used to procrastinate.
'How many maya's have you had today?'
'Ah, I haven't stopped doing a maya all day, I've been so bored'
by ps3d0nym December 16, 2016
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Doing a Dani.

Dramatically going over the top when something goes wrong.
There he/she goes, doing a Dani.

Don't do a Dani!
by blllllllllahaa June 02, 2009
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Do Grape

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape
friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!
by ugly gay unicorn April 27, 2017
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Doing Sticks

Masturbating aggressively at any giving moment.

If you have a Stick, do it.
"It's late. Better do Sticks quickly so I can have a good night sleep!"

"Man, how was your weekend?
Aha..I've been Doing Sticks 8 hours a day."
by Fresh-Potato January 03, 2016
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Doing A Jamie

Doing a Jamie is when someone is at a high level of narcissism, manipulation and never accountable.

People that are classed in the ' doing a Jamie' category are giant RED FLAGS and can never be trusted.

Proceed with caution.

Major also have many children to multiple woman, many interventions orders but in their words " Not my fault "
Man cheats on Mrs.

Man gives excuse that he only did it because he knows the Mrs was being shady because he saw a whatsapp icon on her phone. The man's conclusion: she must be cheating so I cheated first.

He is 'doing a Jamie'
by number 1 BFF July 06, 2023
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Do the face

Sometimes when sleeping you may experience a moment of intense sadness and have it manifest in sobbing. You may ask your partner to do the face so that you can better understand the moment in question. This can help you find a moment of catharsis that would better help you overcome whatever past trauma you may have been reliving.
Babe, I was crying in my sleep last night? Can you do the face?
by Guillermo Maximiliano July 13, 2021
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