i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!
by thegrunchygrinch March 15, 2022
Get the evanmug. This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!
by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025
Get the Evan Lynchmug. Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.
by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019
Get the Evan montvillemug. OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 4, 2022
Get the Evan Dotymug. All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022
Get the Evanmug. When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
by Ridiculously June 18, 2020
Get the Pulling an evanmug.