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Floe job

"Dude, that Lapp dance in Rovaniemi last night totally got me a hot floe job!"
by bunnyluvr September 22, 2012
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Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
by Sinkliner May 27, 2018
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Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”
The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs
by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018
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fountain job

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.
Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.
by It'safountainjob January 3, 2018
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Wop job

Hey, do you want to go out and get some Wop Jobs for lunch?
by Kjscyp April 26, 2019
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Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.
I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.
by Flights29 November 17, 2010
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Job Prease

Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.
Harro Job Prease? I fix compuder gud!
by SD C April 7, 2010
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