drunk blush

When a person's complexion changes due to their alcohol intake, usually making areas of their face redder than normal. Generally starts at the cheeks and works it's way over the majority of the face; drunk emotions become more exaggerated as the color spreads.

Honey how much have you had to drink? You've got your drunk blush on.

by lacelove February 14, 2012

ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

Uriel drunk

Uriel drunk is the highest level of drunk you can achieve. Must be blacked out and be able to stay up for hours after to achieve.

Damn he was pretty drunk but he wasn't uriel drunk.

by Shdksjsdjd November 26, 2016

Drunk Spacing

The Myspace equivalent of "Drunk Calling."
Typically involves comments left on friend's spaces that would never be made unless under the influence of alcohol. May or may not include notions of love or gayness.

Friend #1 "Whoa, did you know that Bob wanted you man?"

Friend #2 "Nah, he doesn't really think I have a sweet muffin ass, I think he was just Drunk Spacing"

by amoeba9 December 27, 2008

Accidental Drunk

Occurs during the hours of 1pm-10pm. Happens when alcohol participate inadvertently gets hammy, but are allowed to call an "accidental drunk" and fully neglect the actions of their drunkness and the fact that it ever happened.

After a few a lunch time drinks Rebecca narrowly escaped a disciplinary hearing at her job by calling accidental drunk.

by thewomprat January 7, 2012

drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

drunk file

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.

Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.

by peteycrack April 8, 2010