Thomas Pynchon

One of the greatest, most original, and rewarding novelists in the English language.
Thomas Pynchon #1 baby
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Pulling a Thomas

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.
Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.
by Skouch March 28, 2018
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Thomas Brooks

The greatest person on the planet who is amazing at anything he does.
Thomas Brooks is the greatest person I have ever met
by Brooksy February 03, 2018
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Thomas Pridgen

The best drummer in the world. He has played on many albums for many different artists. He is most recognized for his work in the band The Mars Volta and now his new band The Memorials.

He has a very radical style of playing consisting of super hard drumming, crazy fills and insane foot patterns.
Thomas Pridgen has come to fuck shit up!!!!!
by theman!!!! July 02, 2011
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dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it
"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas
by Larry4evermotherfuckers August 10, 2022
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Dujuan Thomas

The No. 1 Celebrity Interviewer of Kentucky.
Look there goes Dujuan Thomas, we should ask him for an autograph!
by French Toast Money April 01, 2020
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John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy
“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas
by Backdoor Bill September 15, 2018
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