Ginie Monster

Your Creepy uncle says that its not him touching you, its the "Ginie Monster"

Dont worry sweetie, its just the ginie monster. I will protect you. Take off your pants.

by jhhelll January 9, 2011

Spaghetti monster

Italian codardo who has no understanding of the country he resides in. Sometimes codardo con la barba but he can be senza barba. Assume he’s from the south of Italy due to his incoherent linguistic skills and understanding of the world. Codardo.

Ciao spaghetti monster! Tu sei un codardo.

by Barba rossa March 27, 2020

munchy monster

when you have the munchies and out of food, so you call up a friend or someone you sorta know and offer to smoke him up if he brings a pizza..

munchy monster: ring, ring..
random dude: yeah
mm: sup pimpin'.. wanna get blazed??
rd: hellz yeah
mm: aight.. loadin the bong right now.. oh yeah bring pizza.. ::click::
rd: dam munchy monster

by cleverati May 14, 2008

Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.

Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.

by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011

vagina monster

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man

John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"

by Jewbacabra November 14, 2015

Trash Monster

1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.

2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.

Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.

by Soulful_Gingee December 23, 2018

cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007