Sitting fat

Sitting in a fashion that does not allow others to sit next to you; even when there is space. You preferably do this when you are mad at someone.

I didn’t want Andre to sit next to me, so I started sitting fat.

by Papa dusty March 8, 2022

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

Short and Fat

An insult to use if you want to start a war with little rocket man

He called me old!? Well, I would NEVER call him short and fat!

by Lawncare3 July 1, 2020

FAT-TIP

This means leaving a very generous tip (usually 50-100%) when out drinking and/or dining. Especially when out with a large group of friends.

I'm going to FAT-TIP the bartender so that we will be remembered and taken care of for the rest of the night.

by Pmdmnym July 13, 2015

fat hoba

a rather large being who doesnt leave his room for any cause, and is a cunt.depraved animal will piledrive your kids.

andy shut up you fat hoba stop trying to tickle my bum, you bumfiddling depraved animal!

by hoba destroyer December 6, 2021

Flying fat

When a fat person jumps and falls usually down stairs.

Did you see that guy flying fat.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015