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breads in the shoe

when things are going wrong. similar to 'shits hit the fan'
person 1: arghhh, i lost my passport.
person 2: oh, the breads in the shoe
by fieldzz March 27, 2011
mugGet the breads in the shoemug.

Tatty bread

My fry had some tatty bread with it.
by Johnpeterson12 July 24, 2018
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ezekiel bread

Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
by jxxp July 24, 2019
mugGet the ezekiel breadmug.

Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic
Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!
by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008
mugGet the Salad on Breadmug.

Bread Lady

Lady, or very manly coffee shop man, who makes lots of dough.
When I'm a bread lady, I'll roll around in moolah!" Or: "Man enough to be a Bread Lady
by On The Fritz January 20, 2011
mugGet the Bread Ladymug.

Scraper Bread

Toast that has been heated too long and has burned, however, can be made edible (tolerable) by removing the top layer with a knife (in a scraping motion) leaving the burnt toast-filings behind to throw away.

Typically this is only performed when no more bread is available/one is too poor to waste burnt toast.
"we had grilled cheese for dinner, but we had them on scraper bread because I left the toast in the toaster too long.
by trackstand April 23, 2009
mugGet the Scraper Breadmug.

Water bread

Water with bread is good and soggy
by CYKAA BLYATTT March 24, 2021
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