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Corey’s asshole

The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.
Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like

guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022
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Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask
Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"
by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009
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The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
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Cubi-Asshole

Pronounced-{coo-Bye..Asshole}
Cubi-Asshole; slang for goodbye friend.
YOU- Eyy dude, I have to go home and do the do's
FRIEND- Ight Cubi-Asshole

Also: CUBI' MEAGHAN
by jmilla1818 February 26, 2009
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Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
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Arkansas Asshole

An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020
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asshole neck

a.k.a the taint, the area extending from the anal hole to the ball droppings.
"Hey bro, why you walkin' like that? Someone destroy destroy your asshole neck?"
by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022
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