An ex's name so vile and foul that saying the name conjures an evil so dark and black that the sun is blotted from the sky and it rains blood for a full week. By uttering her demonic handle your tongue splits in two and rots from your mouth then you instantly hear all of humanity cry out with sorrow. Babies, children and small animals die once they hear her heinous name. El Diablo trembles at the smallest whisper of this being’s moniker. This foul being casts no shadow. You are warned, never mention that sick cruel name.
"Hey dude what ever happened to your ex (wife or girlfriend)? Wasn't her name..."
"STFU! Never mention 'she who must not be named' I'd like to keep my sanity for a little while longer, thank you."
"STFU! Never mention 'she who must not be named' I'd like to keep my sanity for a little while longer, thank you."
by CERT May 7, 2014
Get the She who must not be namedmug. Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.
by bigbreastedbitch May 13, 2011
Get the It's not who you know, it's who you ho.mug. by Truck driver on Friday June 22, 2020
Get the who drives a truck on Fridaymug. The worst Disney show of all time. Resurrected with the ashes of Palpatine. And right now, they're on Disney+ and are seeking revenge; a constant reminder to steer clear. (and also why I don't have Disney+)
BREAKING NEWS: The "They Who Must Never Be Named" are on Disney+! Our spies tell us they're seeking revenge on somebody who hated them so much and had to do destroy them and failed now they're back. Always steer clear of the "They Who Must Never Be Named" and never mention their name, because of reasons we can't understand anymore.
by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! September 1, 2020
Get the They Who Must Never Be Namedmug. Chad: "Do you girls eat caviar?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Chad: "So you are girls who eat caviar?"
Girls: "We are females who consume fish eggs."
Girls: "Yeah."
Chad: "So you are girls who eat caviar?"
Girls: "We are females who consume fish eggs."
by Chingchongweenie April 11, 2021
Get the girls who eat caviarmug. By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.
Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
by Markiscoolerthantonyandscott December 23, 2010
Get the I had a buddy who...mug. An inside joke from the web series “UNHhhh” with Trixie and Katya fans (commonly used to describe someone’s lookalike with any noun even if it comparatively does not make sense)
by Tea Cassius August 17, 2022
Get the Who would play her?mug.