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Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise
spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”
(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”
by danktle September 6, 2020
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Well-Digger

someone who hath diggeth the well because we are thirsty.
I was in a group with people with zero passion so I just decided to be the well-digger
by welldigger May 7, 2021
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Might as well

A rule to do more even when its not prescribed. Can be used to male you do more and not be a lazy ass
Ex: "I've walked about 1/2 a mile Might as well make it 1 mile"
by Gunrunner0210 June 28, 2021
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well painted

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!

Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014
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wells

he is so cute and you wish u had him. if you don't fall in love with wells then your a loser. plus he always wears white sweatshirts.
omg wells is so hot
by doodoofart0948 November 28, 2022
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Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me

Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me
Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
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