1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
by VS617 May 14, 2015
Get the Wells it mug."Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
Friend 2: Well shit.
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Joseph: go scratch yourself.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Well`'`Develeped`'`welL<.7.9.7.6.> mug.The proccess of having your penis cranked as you drop first the left nut them the right one at a time inro the mouth of a female.
by OJ April 28, 2003
Get the well bucket mug.Well Well Well is an internet phrase when a stereotype (A black person eating chicken) is present followed by this emoji👴making a offensive yet funny joke
by Drakie poo March 15, 2024
Get the Well Well Well mug.A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024
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