win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

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Winning

There is no winning, there is only not losing what you lost the last time.

There is no winning.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

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Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.

Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.

by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011

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bi-winning

v-
1. The act of winning in one location (or state of mind), then prodeceding to win in another.

adj-
2. A word used to describe a person who can bang 7 gram rocks and finish them because that’s how they roll.

Example:

- Are you bi-polar?
- Bipolar? Wow! What does that even mean? I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by flashgordonfried March 30, 2011

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