Well

A deep subject for shallow minds.

Todd: We’re done for now.
Fred: Well…
Todd: Well, is a deep subject for shallow minds.
Fred: How
Todd: When you say, Well, there is a great pause for eternal thinking.

by Pope Juan Paul the 2nd March 30, 2024

Wells

Wells is a genetically modified strain of E-TMA. It too has a fatality rate of 100%. It passes from person to person through verbal communication.

+Did you hear about wells disease?
-What is wells?
+Wells my dick fit in your mouth?

Wells you sugma balls?

by User696969420696969 September 27, 2023

Man's well

Dickhole

He was acting like a man's well for the whole meeting.

by BlackwhipperGerald November 3, 2021

well quit it!

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.

Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.

Original:

Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!

In a dramatic situation:

Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 5, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

well done

The opposite of "hitting it raw" aka having sex with one or more condoms.

Lad: Hey man did she let you hit it raw?
Guy: Nah, she had me go full well done.

by Goodnight Guy November 25, 2017

Damn well

used to highlight a point, particularly when the speaker is furious.

I told you three times not to touch that vase! You damn well better clean up this mess before I lose my temper!

by Arminkshipper July 7, 2024