Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 13, 2011

doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act

Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!

by Thiccyicky February 28, 2022

Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke

That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER

by MyDadsWife October 02, 2017

wankers rage

some moron that thinks bad about other people and doesent know how to act

that kid is wankers rage

by Poshkan February 20, 2024

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 06, 2014

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

by H3lter August 20, 2018

porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars

i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !

by razr rsr March 17, 2020