A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
by Leftcoast3333 February 20, 2016
by catfishsucktmy---- April 24, 2018
Aye I was tube digging last night and I came across a great frank Zappa piece for this beat I was making
by Zelldell April 15, 2015
An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.
"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"
by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 10, 2024
by Tubejockey February 11, 2022
A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024
A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
by Treebonics June 20, 2019