tom holland

the hottest man alive

tom holland has a big cock

by youbigthot May 29, 2020

t tom

Is a bad rapper who thinks he’s big and can’t rhyme and makes songs about girlfriend he has for a week. He gets more likes than dislikes.

T Tom made a new song again.

by Realcatog August 30, 2020

Tom Ellis

The hottest man in the world

Tom Ellis is the hottest man in the world

by klushi June 28, 2020

tom bumpkin

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

by notlauren October 11, 2020

fireman tom

A usually homogaseous man that enjoys chopping down the doors of gay men.

Fireman tom chopped down the door to his gay friends closet.

by shittityomanzzzzzz August 11, 2012

tom sluntery

1. The utter nonsense of behaving in a slunty manner

2. The scandalous actions and behavior of a slunt

3. The foolishness that results from a slunty demeanor

A. What in tom sluntery is happenin up in huurrr?! B. I've never seen such a group of tragedies displaying such tom sluntery!

by BlasianMan September 8, 2011

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023