Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.
Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.
by ZT14 October 11, 2016
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Anto bean

Anto bean is the number one punter in edenmore some reports claim he buys up to 12 bags of rock a day
Any tobbaco fora joint lads
No anto beans around the corner ask him bro
by John 000 January 25, 2020
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Bean Effect

The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.
“He’s got a girlfriend.. why can’t I stop fw him??” “Because luh shawty das da bean effect”
by Can I hit your alto? August 06, 2021
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lidl beans

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'
by Cacker Man October 27, 2013
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Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.
I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!
by amtS13 March 09, 2011
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Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
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cooter beans

Hispanic female who is acting in an aggressive manner.
Man Maria is acting like a real cooter beans
by Jbalright August 13, 2018
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