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God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.
by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017
mugGet the God Churchmug.

Church of Fortnite

A group of stupid people on YouTube that likes to do dumb bullshit and are also obsessed with Fortnite
"Yes I'm a part of Church of Fortnite, how can you tell" 🤓
by Justoons November 22, 2022
mugGet the Church of Fortnitemug.

God Church

God in god church means God and church means a actual church so it means a church of God

This was a dumb dare God church is a stupid word Jake Paul made up
Jake Paul is dumb he put the word God church in his music video JAKE IS A DUMB ASS
by Celeste-be April 21, 2018
mugGet the God Churchmug.

Church

A place I don’t go to because I want to die and live in hell.
I don’t go to church because I am not Christian and I want my Uber Eats from hell to arrive soon.
by Your Local Lesbian Demon September 29, 2020
mugGet the Churchmug.

HUNDO CHURCH

The place you go to get your dick sucked, or anal fuck your opponent after breaking 100 points in fantasy football.
I'll see you at hundo church, I'll be the one with my dick in Max's mouth.
by Two Hundo Buddah September 30, 2023
mugGet the HUNDO CHURCHmug.

Wein Church

The Wein Church is a church and religion that revolves around the idea that all people deserve big titty anime girls.
The Wein Church is a real religion
by LimetHeboss May 29, 2021
mugGet the Wein Churchmug.

behind the church

Me and my Girlfriend took it behind the church yesterday.
by Yeroner,Yoosumshit October 19, 2019
mugGet the behind the churchmug.

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