Priest of titties

Common nickname for the Magic the Gathering card “Priest of Titania”.

It’s not an elf deck without priest of titties.

by BaronTvirus March 11, 2021

Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.

The most beautiful sunset over those land titties.

by Oro173 November 26, 2016

Sand titties

The mexican corn chip santitas. But when mixed in with some liquor the bag appears to say San Titties.

Yo pass me some sand titties!

by MarkDjoker February 3, 2012

pyramid titties

A person with sharp boobies.

Barbara always pokes holes in her bra cause she has pyramid titties

by mister vister June 19, 2020

Titty Trolling

The act of going all around the internet (particularly on sites like Chatroulette and Omegle) on a desperate quest to see some titallage.

Chat roulette convo:
Girl: "you're cute. you're not titty trolling, are you?"
Guy: "well.. I was gonna see if you'd show me your tatas."

by graffika August 5, 2011

titty witter

The forceful molestation of the left areola

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!

by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018