A kid that loves butt fucking his friends and lives in a wheelchair but can still camp with his scout leader and sucking his dick and loves lying about being in a wheelchair
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He has a very radical style of playing consisting of super hard drumming, crazy fills and insane foot patterns.
He has a very radical style of playing consisting of super hard drumming, crazy fills and insane foot patterns.
by theman!!!! July 3, 2011
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Get the Thomas Brooks mug.a person who has bumfluff on his hes got severe autism and has a erection over one person. hes got a small penis and he thinks he has a jungle in there but its just nothing litterally nothing hes more irrelevant than the game tomb raiders and hes also gay. if you ever find a thomas reece hes someone to avoid cause he never showers and stink of dogs cause he shags it he eats dominos pizza everyday so thats why hes fat. he wanks over ben phillips whilst he licks elliot giles bum.
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Get the thomas reece mug.any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future
he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.
Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.
Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.
Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.
Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.
Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018
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by E-Ram February 28, 2005
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