Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.
Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019
Get the Guinea Pigmug. When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.
by Dirty Abomination July 19, 2019
Get the Slippery Pigmug. a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and/or Beck often indicating some sort of perversion or comical act.
AKA:
Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP
AKA:
Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP
John: You seen Jane?
Phil: She's teacup pigging a cigar on the balcony.
John: Oh, that's where it's at...
Phil: She's teacup pigging a cigar on the balcony.
John: Oh, that's where it's at...
by whitecloudsharpie October 25, 2012
Get the teacup piggingmug. When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.
Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010
Get the Pig Bastardmug. 
A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.
by 👑KZB🧟♂️ February 12, 2021
Get the Payroll Pigmug. by Joe Mama isgai October 21, 2023
Get the Pig orphanmug.