Muff Master

A very smart, or intelligent person, much more than people normally are, yet are at particular times they become very inept or foolish at other everyday things.

Kim is such a muff master, she is very intelligent, yet at times makes really silly mistakes.

by Byrappa September 25, 2013

muff cabbage

1. It's a Jersey thing...

2. Vagina

Snooki poxy piece of muff cabbage

by leopold stoch October 21, 2010

cuffed her muff

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.

Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.

by joeysito December 18, 2008

muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

What's a muff cabbage? It's a Jersey thing.

by Smoosh Smooshh October 18, 2010

Choco - Muff

A chocolate covered bran muffin.

Karen invented a new bran muffin covered in chocolate and named it: Choco - Muff

by J - Bone November 1, 2006

muff cabbage

Many Jersey people would refer this word as a woman's vagina. You wouldn't understand its a jersey thing.

used in season 14 episode 9 of south park aired 10-13-2010

Your muff cabbage!' 'YOU SICK OLD WOMEN MUFF CABBAGE' 'YOUR CABBAGE

by take52 October 19, 2010