A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025
Get the Butt Banditmug. When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!
by Urban-small-dick-admins March 5, 2015
Get the Bandit runmug. Someone who continuously makes it to P7 in The Dragonsongs Reprise (Ultimate) inn FFXIV and dies to thr first mechanic exaflares which results in a collective sigh from the rest of the party.
by Gamingmaster72 December 4, 2023
Get the Exaflare Banditmug. by silver_chair May 3, 2018
Get the Photo Banditmug. by Anonymous $288(4;& May 23, 2024
Get the Blank Banditmug. by Johnrastic park May 18, 2018
Get the Pantleg banditmug.