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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Butt Bandit

a person who grabs butts sneakily and aggressively
brody! stop grabbing our butts you butt bandit
by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025
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Bandit run

When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!
there's a bandit run later tonight maybe
by Urban-small-dick-admins March 5, 2015
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Exaflare Bandit

Someone who continuously makes it to P7 in The Dragonsongs Reprise (Ultimate) inn FFXIV and dies to thr first mechanic exaflares which results in a collective sigh from the rest of the party.
There you go again, being an exaflare bandit, this is the 5th time in a row you've died to them.
by Gamingmaster72 December 4, 2023
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Photo Bandit

The person or people who sneak themselves into a photograph or a selfie at the last second.
The group photo would have been perfect but for the photo bandit.
by silver_chair May 3, 2018
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Blank Bandit

The act of learning how to make something illegal and not doing anything with said information.
That guy loves being a Blank bandit
by Anonymous $288(4;& May 23, 2024
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Pantleg bandit

The legend of how shorts were made.
Her:why dont u have and pants
Him:because the pantleg bandit took all my pantlegs
by Johnrastic park May 18, 2018
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