Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

Sea Salting

When your roommate goons on the toilet seat and you gotta scrape it up after it dries

Man my roommate got me sea salting the bathroom every day this week, kinda pissing me off

by babyturtle69 February 19, 2025

Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast

Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:

by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

We salt

A Jamaican term used when you end up in a bad situation/ when plans have been ruined.

Damn mayne we salt for Tuesday.

by cap77 August 14, 2021

SALTS

Smiled-A-Little-Then-Stopped

I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.

*Someone sends you a tik tok that's not THAT funny*

You reply with SALTS

by stinkietoes June 10, 2020

Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.

Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’

by Chahlee May 10, 2022