mum

a dumbass kid's guardian

MUM GET THE CAMERA

by TheRandoms July 21, 2016

burows's MUM

woman with 5 holes of insertion

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...

by Joe November 26, 2003

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them

Your mum

Crowd ohhhh

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

Ur mum

Insult which has no meaning inside ur bum if u want cocaine sex soz I can’t help u but I sell weed at www.childcaptivity.com so come get some pornos

Alex:ur mum

Ur mum: no ur mum! Cos ur mums dumb! Cos she didn’t know what I did to ur dad yet!!!

by Slnkythemadnman December 29, 2019

jacks mum is fit

fax + NYASH

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH

by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022

Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.

by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022