Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023
Get the Duck Story mug.Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
Get the Duck Fuckers mug.A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.
Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.
Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!
Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!
by E Magic July 10, 2012
Get the He-Duck mug.The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.
by Jashstar April 26, 2006
Get the duck status mug.by Gelytin March 6, 2023
Get the Duck beak mug.by RichGangGCBC September 7, 2020
Get the Duck egg mug.by Lovebug1616 April 17, 2017
Get the duck stuff mug.