sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.
the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up
by buckins May 16, 2006
Get the brown pistemug. Guy 1 “You know that nigga perell brown”
Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”
Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”
Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”
Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”
by Nigga you don’t know April 24, 2023
Get the perell brownmug. A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Get the Brown Rippermug. When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009
Get the Brown Gridmug. Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink
by FrostyBB April 16, 2010
Get the Brown Frostmug. The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.
by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013
Get the Brown Crittermug. A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
Get the Brown Wizardmug.