Two Stupid Dogs

A kick-ass Hanna-Barbara cartoon that was around during the early 90's.

"Isn't that cute.....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!"

by Dave December 30, 2004

two peas in a pod

two people getting along really well

lani and makayla are like two peas in a pod when theyre together

by arthurloveskids November 6, 2018

take-two interactive

A dumb publisher who published GTA V and only cares about money and not their players. Doesn't support SINGLEPLAYER modding and counts it as illegal. Basically a bunch of fag publishers.

Yo, you got that Fuck Take-Two Interactive blimp?
Of course.

by [MG] Flames July 3, 2017

Madame Two-Swords

Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.

A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.

The hog in a roast.

Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.

by WaltD007 March 29, 2019

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.

by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

two-hand tornado

When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.

Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"

by zfresh23 August 2, 2015

two fingers up

means u are loyal to 1 woman

two fingers up: means that u love just one girl 4l

by jele22 August 1, 2022