duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 07, 2006

tuck the duck

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.

Yo Tuck The Duck Whats Up Homie

by GioTheRoofBuilder August 20, 2020

buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.

I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.

by JJ Jason February 10, 2008

He-Duck

A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.

Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.

Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!

by E Magic July 09, 2012

Dumpster duck

A dumpster duck is when a person looks trashy and is being stupid, like Karen.

“Ugh, Karen is suck a dumpster duck”

by Vicsters October 25, 2019

Duck egg

The exact doube of (another person or thing)

Mark: "Have you seen big Maxie recently?"

Joe: "Oh aye he's the duck egg of his da"

by RichGangGCBC September 07, 2020

duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019