The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him
by Analyzer Tech July 03, 2018
(thee-tek-gild)
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A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.
noun -
A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.
Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!
by thetechguild February 06, 2022
A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny April 06, 2018
by AngryRat September 20, 2022
If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!
by Newtechculture June 12, 2018
When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.
Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.
by futurecosmotologist January 26, 2024