Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.

Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.

by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024

Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.

Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!

by Duke3478 November 4, 2020

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.

Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage

by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023

Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.

She has some tainted jugs.

or

♫ Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away ♪

by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024

Taint-liquor

The juice dripping from a prolapsed anus.

Don't get your taint-liquor on me it stinks.
And
Your taint-liqour don't taint great.

by Azreal08 November 14, 2025