Tom-Tomsen

a male person, which you are happy to see at first, but then realize that he is actually a crazy nutjob

Girl 1: "Uhh, I like this guy over there!"
Girl 2: "I don´t like him, he is a real Tom-Tomsen"

by Luces1243 June 20, 2021

fireman tom

A usually homogaseous man that enjoys chopping down the doors of gay men.

Fireman tom chopped down the door to his gay friends closet.

by shittityomanzzzzzz August 11, 2012

tom sluntery

1. The utter nonsense of behaving in a slunty manner

2. The scandalous actions and behavior of a slunt

3. The foolishness that results from a slunty demeanor

A. What in tom sluntery is happenin up in huurrr?! B. I've never seen such a group of tragedies displaying such tom sluntery!

by BlasianMan September 8, 2011

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023

Tom Daly

Relatively normal bloke. Until Dat Lone start playing. then he will become the single most mysterious crime fighting hunk of a man.

Damn look at tom daly he think he destroy lonely. hold up he might actually be destroy lonely

by Tom Daly fan March 29, 2023

Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.

Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.

by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023

Tom Spath

A giant bagel

Tom Spath is a giant bagel

by Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley December 12, 2022