tommy

This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.
Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same
by projectile pooping November 23, 2021
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Tommy is a very sweet, caring handsome man. He can be the most loving romantic ever but he can also be an asshole sometimes. Tommy loves his family more than life itself. He is a very big gamer and it can be impossible to get him away from his video games. He is a beast in bed 😈
Hey have you ever met another guy like Tommy?
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A boy who is tall, secretive, hard to get, and fine asf. He's so hard to move on from, and you fall into his arms every time you encounter him.
Tommy, quiet day are you?
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An asshole who will harass you for small things.
person *bumps in to tommy*
Tommy forevermore *insults you*
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Big simp that plays siege at an ok level, lover of booty. Has no boundaries, likes to be a rebound.
Damn he really acting like a "Tommy" today.
by tommylover69 June 11, 2020
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the biggest man in the world.
absolutely poggers.
nobody can beat him.
ok...maybe oreo boy could.
nah i'm kidding.
he's the biggest, bravest, kindest, most respectful, absolutely kid-friendly that has ever existed
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Did you see that man? he was poggers
of course he was, he's Tommyinnit
by Eleyoumightseethislol February 20, 2022
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