toby keith

Role model for rural youth - extraordinary singer/songwriter; successful and savvy businessman; dedicated family man; patriotic and non-partisan; philanthropist; supporter of other creative and under appreciated singer songwriters

Toby Keith has sold millions of albums, owns ILBT&G, race horses, Ally's House, married at least 22 years to same woman, coaches young son's football team, supports education for daughter before singing career, visits troups in Iraq, Africa, Germany and other outposts - regularly and without fanfare - or extra pay

by ljnelson September 5, 2008

Tobias

A stupid cunt that thinks he can take on a whole school. Tall and mentally and physically retarded. Small penis cause he sends dick pics to guys. Eyesight is fucked. looks like a druggo with a messed up mullet. peshay. trys to be funny but is the biggest homo gay fag ever. destined to get fucked up by black guys. will never lose virginity.

oi that cunt tobias is such a chode licker aye

by cléélk October 20, 2019

tobie

An inferior cigar. One which is not well rolled.

Instead of cuban cigars he expected he found he was presented with tobies instead

by Paul Hamilton November 27, 2005

Toby

The best nigga you will talk to and he pulls all the hoes and fine ash

mike: hey toby did u have sex with that girl

Toby: i have sex will all the girls in school already

by Yt-TobylovesYou February 7, 2020

Finnish Toboggan

When you soak a toboggan in water, freeze it, and then wear it.

It's hot as Hell out here, thank God I have a Finnish Toboggan.

by Jasper_Jilt December 4, 2010

K-Fed Toby

The K-Fed Toby is one of the newest Tobies out there. The K-Fed Toby is after Kevin Federline. Where Kevin Federline is a pure Toby at heart, the K-Fed Toby is a hybrid. The K-Fed Toby has several breeds, the wanna be toby, the New Iberia toby, the Carencro toby, the pretty boy toby. This Toby could become the next pure breed Toby on the species list. This Toby is not dangerous at all and has many Pretty Boy Toby tendencies. As with all Tobies, the K-Fed Toby does not believe in condoms. He is a raw dog master and will impregnate any Tasha in his path. Just like the Pretty Boy Toby he will hate to the max.

Check out that K-Fed toby pimpin over there.

by Schemer420 September 8, 2011

toby

a MUG! from cockney rhyming slang toby jug!

"look at that toby" something like that

by deanobalino September 11, 2007