Grass

If you are seriously searching up the definition of grass, you need to touch some, now

“I played video games for 10 hours last night”

“GO TOUCH GRASS!!!”

by ItWouldntLetMeNameMyselfFish May 18, 2023

Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.

Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!

by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023

Grass

Something a LOL player never touch.

"Tim will never touch grass because he's a vexatious little piss ant."

by Dpgames177 May 25, 2023

Grass Honky

Derogatory term for a white redneck located in a prairie/grassland

The grids get dangerous after dark; all the grass honkies start their migration home from the bar

"If America don't come 'round, we got to burn it down. You better get some guns, brother. The only thing the grass honky respects is a gun."

by Cornbread Fred June 22, 2023

Dead Ass & Grass

Restaurant owned by Daz Black

"That a Restaurant Dead Ass & Grass"

by [e-mail] June 24, 2023

Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Grass

Trimmed facial hair, usually referring to the beard,

“Jack has a lot of grass on his face!”

by yuaufjf September 22, 2025