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Flat earther

A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.
Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.
by Keigh See March 13, 2023
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flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.
He literally started flat footing my dick bro.
by slayhennysx July 19, 2023
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flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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aesthetic flat closure

A type of surgery that is done to rebuild the shape of the chest wall after one or both breasts are removed. An aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.
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After considering all of my reconstructive options, I decided that I didn't want implants or autologous reconstruction - I chose to get an aesthetic flat closure.
by flat activist April 29, 2022
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Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together
Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen
by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020
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Flat orange

A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
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rolls flat

To travel be one's self; lacking an entourage

The opposite of roll thick
Steve rolls flat so he can keep all the hunnies to himself!
by Crash Override 8 January 4, 2008
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